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ADDERALL APE

FOCUSED. FERAL. FINANCIALLY RECKLESS.

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CHART STARE

DON'T LOOK AWAY. DON'T BLINK. DON'T BE A JEET.

SCORE

TIME

STREAK

HIGH SCORE

READY TO STARE?

You vs the $APE chart. The chart never blinks. Can you?

Smash APE on green candles. HOLD on red. COPE on FUD. DIAMOND HANDS on whale dumps.

DO NOT switch tabs. DO NOT click away. The chart watches you back.

FOCUS 100%

APES SMASHED

JEETS DENIED

FUD COPED

WHALES TANKED

HOW TO STARE

+1 pt per second your eyes are on the chart · +10 pts for hitting prompts correctly · streaks stack a multiplier · tab away = focus drains + streak dies · wrong button = jeet penalty (-5 pts & streak reset) · run ends when focus hits 0.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ★ NOT MEDICAL ADVICE ★ DEFINITELY NOT SLEEPING ★ APE OR DIE ★ $APE ON PULSECHAIN ★

THE BIO

🦍💊 ADDERALL APE — 60mg of pure conviction. Sleep is for paper hands. Been staring at this 1-min chart since the Obama administration. My therapist quit. My wife left. My portfolio is up. WAGMI.

📈 Chartist by 3am. Degenerate by 3:01am. I don't blink, I refresh. I don't sleep, I DCA. I don't eat, I ape.

⚡ Built different. Wired hotter. Focused harder. $APE or nothing. Pulsechain native. 🔥

💊 Side effects may include: generational wealth, divorce, talking to your monitor, and explaining tokenomics to your barber.

$APE ⚡ 100% DEGEN ⚡ 0% CHILL ⚡ PULSECHAIN ⚡ $APE ⚡ MAXIMUM FOCUS ⚡

WHY $APE?

⚡ HYPER-FOCUS

While other coins sleep, $APE is wide awake at 4am drawing trendlines that don't exist.

🦍 APE-FIRST

No VCs. No insiders. No presale. Just apes, pills, and Pulsechain chaos.

💊 PULSE NATIVE

Built on Pulsechain. Cheap gas, fast blocks, full degen energy. Trade direct on PulseX.

🚀 MEME UTILITY

The utility is being unhinged in the trenches. That's the whole pitch. Cope harder.

THE CHART

TOKENOMICS

Network

PULSECHAIN

Ticker

$APE

DEX

PULSEX

Pair

APE / WPLS

CA: 0x327798f9CAbdd8A18963b226652372c10c031192

THE ROADMAP

PHASE 1: Take the pill. Launch on Pulsechain. Touch grass (briefly).
PHASE 2: 10,000 holders. Trending on X. Mom finds out.
PHASE 3: CEX listings. Billboard in Times Square. Sleep deprivation studies.
PHASE 4: Adderall Ape Cinematic Universe. Animated series. Lambo dealership.
PHASE 5: Buy Pfizer. Rename it ApeCorp. Mandate 4am standups.

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